Lyrics

Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach I'm gonna smoke me a joint when I get there I'm gonna drink a cold beer when I get there I'm gonna lay one out when I get there And I ain't gonna sleep when I get there Get a rebel flag raft when I get there Airbrushed T-shirts when I get there Get some Calabash shrimp when I get there I'm gonna miss the Pavilion when I get there Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach It wouldn't be Myrtle Beach without rednecks Black Bike Week, it's all good, what's next Cherry Grove down to Murrells Inlet We gonna take it up a notch when the sun sets I'm gonna play a round of golf when I get there Goin' fishin' off the hooker when I get there Late nights at Crazy Horse when I get there It's like saltwater taffy when I get there Well I'm the Myrtle Beach midnight mayor Gonna shag on the Strand like a player We get hurricanes, fuck a tornader I'm gonna miss the Pavilion when I get there Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach It wouldn't be Myrtle Beach without rednecks Black Bike Week, it's all good, what's next Cherry Grove down to Murrells Inlet We gonna take it up a notch when the sun sets I'm gonna smoke me a joint when I get there I'm gonna drink a cold beer when I get there I'm gonna lay one out when I get there And I ain't gonna sleep when I get there Get a rebel flag raft when I get there Airbrushed T-shirts when I get there Eat some Calabash shrimp when I get there I'm gonna miss the Pavilion when I get there Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn muthafuckin' Myrtle Beach Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach Goddamn I love Myrtle Beach Haha, goddamn I love Myrtle Beach!