Celebrity Roast

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Goretex] Britney gets injections in her cheeks I'm like Woody Harrelson, pounds of trees Celebrity roast, I'm like Howie on Speed Ashley Judd our caps thick Christina Aguilera's a hater, it's cool, she only suck black dick LaVey got Jayne beheaded, Son of Sam loves Zeppelin Manson ran with the Beach Boys, brought his heaters and medicine Pete Townshend, internet pedophile and queers Michael's been bugging, fucking these boys for twenty-two years Giving 'em wine, so get away with blood and tangle OJ's still up in clubs looking for blondes to strangle John Candy poisoned, Andy Gibb was infected Marilyn weighed a buck seventy, Dahmer's fridge was protected Bobby turning Whitney out, Janet's titty was flooded Lil' Kim is a disease, Keanu Reeves got a husband Walk through walls like David Blaine, I'm balling in Maryland Like Macy Gray at the Grammys, come out zapped on Heroin [Chorus] Celebrity roast, everybody gets it, everybody knows You could be the next contestant, keep you on your fucking toes You're still a slut, bitch, I'll rip you out your fucking clothes You actors are faggots, when the cameras on you play the role [Verse 2: Goretex] Your wife's eager to take DP's like Catherine Zeta Avril Lavigne loves beads, Missy pisses on Beaver Running a train in Nicole Richie, she's loving the needle A junkie fuck like Yasmine Bleeth and a cunt that's lethal Misogynist tapes, with a killer grimace like Robert Blake Mariah slit her wrist, cause half her face got hit with a rake Angelina Jolie is sucking off her brother and father I need sluts that's tough with fat asses like Jennifer Garner Bending her over, come through with the dips and K I got a smelly cage with the wife of Nick Lachey Smashing up whips like Billy Joel destroying the documents Taking Acid like Kennedy, black mass with protestants Melyssa Ford sucking me off, Chris Farley ate enough coke With hookers on dope to choke a fucking horse Carmen Electra takes fourteen, no problem I'm on top, we cruising Hollywood, I got 'em [Chorus] Celebrity roast, everybody gets it, everybody knows You could be the next contestant, keep you on your fucking toes You're still a slut, bitch, I'll rip you out your fucking clothes You actors are faggots, when the cameras on you play the role Celebrity roast, everybody gets it, everybody knows You could be the next contestant, keep you on your fucking toes You're still a slut, bitch, I'll rip you out your fucking clothes You actors are faggots, when the cameras on you play the role