Super Subway Comedian

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Hey, yeah man Yeah the other day, y'know As usual Yeah, one of the million people that uh, just keep riding this subway system in New York City Yeah, New York City, man Most beautiful city in the world, man Yeah I tell ya, man Everybody here is like so free Yeah you could be anything you want! Man, I tell ya something man even the cops are cool here man Yeah, I tell ya But anyway Just to show you man, the other day This guy gets on the train here man he bops into the fuckin' car and he goes "yeah I'm a comedian" He says man "I'm the super subway rider man, himself!" Yeah, now listen here, man He can't get a job for doin' his thing He can't get a job, doin' his thing All he wants to do is make people laugh All he wants to do is make people laugh New York City subway man New York City subway man He strikes out anytime day or night Yeah man there he is running all over the place man He's got everybody laughing man Yeah right in the middle of all this bleakness man Yeah there's this guy walking "hey man, I'm a comedian" And there's everybody goin' "wow, man" I'm the super subway rider man, yeah Able to leap those tall turn styles at one full bounce, man So there he is ridin' round Yeah, he rides the aisle to IND Yeah, he rides the aisle to IND Yeah here he is, strikin' everywhere man Yeah here he comes, man! Yeah, hey watch out, you're gonna laugh, you're gonna smile, man Yeah! Here he comes! Super subway comedian Aw yeah Super subway comedian Whoa, here he comes! Hey, you people man with that look on your face man Every day is the same day right? I know you don't wanna smile Too cynical, right? But when this guy comes, man Watch out, you're gonna laugh You're gonna laugh so hard, man The tears'll come down in your eyes Yeah, you're gonna be doubled up, man You're gonna never laugh so hard in your life He's the super subway comedian He's the super subway comedian Oh yeah, man! Yeah, lemme tell you something, man This only happens in New York City The most beautiful, wonderful place in the world The freest place in the world