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I get up and take seven or eight little pills And feel great, 'cause they handle all of life's little ills Then a shower and a shave and I practice my karate 'n chase a caffeine pill with a double mocha latte And I'm off, take a pill for my cough And another pill because my eyeball is too soft Take a pill twice a day to keep my flatulence at bay And a pill to make the leprechauns go away I take a pill for ED though I don't need it yet I figure why wait, I'll take all the help I can get And my appetite, yup, got a pill for that But I'm still fat, dammit, I would kill for that This pill counteracts the side-effects of that pill And that pill I need so I can tolerate the other pill With all these pills I can finally do my job Just fine, I'm a pilot and my flight is at nine [Chorus] Pills pills pills! I'm filled with pills! Take another pill when I see my medical bills Poppin' 'em like M&Ms and then get refills Till I rattle when I walk Pills pills pills! I'm filled with pills! Take another pill when I see my medical bills Poppin' 'em like M&Ms and then get refills Till I rattle when I walk We got a new pill approved by the FDA And got it moved to the pharmacies yesterday The ad campaign has started and we're targeting middle-aged Males, and predicting seven trillion in sales But that isn't nearly enough to keep the stock price Up, so it's time to get tough We need a product we can sell to every person on the planet I need more cash in my underwear, dammit! How about a pill that helps you make more money? Or one that makes Larry The Cable Guy funny? Or a pill that can cure road rage, also known As Vehicular Aggression Syndrome, No no Think bigger, think outside of the pill box, All men Could use a pill to make them understand women, Gentlemen I think I've got it, a thought so cunning I got chills We need a way to make it easier to take more pills! Pills pills pills! I'm filled with pills! Take another pill when I see my medical bills Poppin' 'em like M&Ms and then get refills Till I rattle when I walk [Spoken] Ughh...