Having Grandma Here for Christmas

Lyrics

[Intro] Deck the moon with lots of oldies Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum, yum-yum, yum, yum [Verse 1] If this Christmas you don't got a turkey We got a recipe for you Your family's hungry so we recommend You get yourself a bigger oven then Make sure the heat is hot enough ok Then use your bathtub as a baking tray Be sure that you remove the giblets then Wait for the fun to begin [Chorus] We're having grandma here for Christmas Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh We're having grandma here for Christmas Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh [Post-Chorus] We're having grandma here for Christmas Day Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum Tell everyone We're having grandma here for Christmas Day [Verse 2] Then later on if you're still hungry Then start on grandpa as well Although the taste it will not be so lovely You can be sure he's got a similar smell Well then you better invite your in-laws Tell them that they'll be meeting Santa Claus You know your momma, she's a grandma too And one day you'll be one, ooh [Chorus] We're having grandma here for Christmas Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh We're having grandma here for Christmas Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh [Post-Chorus] We're having grandma here for Christmas Day Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum Tell everyone We're having grandma here for Christmas Day [Bridge] Deck the moon with lots of oldies Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum, yum-yum, yum, yum The more the age the more you know she's Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum, yum-yum, yum, yum [Verse 3] Mmm this tastes a little too good I Don't know what's better is it breast or thigh? Let's gather up the family, come on Now hear the kids sing along [Chorus] We're having grandma here for Christmas Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh We're having grandma here for Christmas Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh [Post-Chorus] We're having grandma here for Christmas Day Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum Tell everyone We're having grandma here for Christmas Day