The Valley Skit

Lyrics

[Alex 2Tone] Yeah the album's over, yeah that's right Yeah I'm fucking smoothing out on this shit, what Yes, West Coast Yes, Los Angeles Tell me something I don't know bitch, biatch Make 'em say uh nah nah nah nah Make 'em say uh nah nah nah nah The Valley It's a strange, beautiful place You might find your dreams and you might find your nightmares But you can always find a big-ass burger, in the Valley Everybody smokes, in the Valley Sometimes people mistake their Star Wars DVDs for the Bible, in the Valley Being gay is illegal in the Valley, but being rad is highly encouraged Where crystal meth is the same thing as NutraSweet, delicious, in the Valley Shredded abs, jean shorts, the Valley Rape is considered foreplay, in the Valley You can marry your own balls, in the Valley You can buy a car that looks exactly like an Uzi, in the Valley People shop at John's not Vons, in the Valley The only place in America where all the lawyers are cholos, the Valley No silicone here, just big-ass tits, in the Valley People got matching kicks for their bathrobes Wear monocles for no reason And make their friends just like pirates And go to tropical islands In the Valley A helicopter has never flown over the Valley, ever, in history Six kids, no job and a tank-top, welcome to luxury presidential style, in the Valley You ever surf Reseda Beach, my way of the Valley? The waves are humongous bro, the raddest shit ever If you wanna get radical and get totally awesome, go to the Valley Dude, if you wanna shred at life, start in the Valley Reseda Beach, locals only, the Valley I'mma keep going And I wondered why, do we occupy the same space Get in my face, get your face in my face