Lyrics

I tell you, God put your bottom At the bottom Of your bottom So you don't end up With faeces on your faces And behind your duodenum Are your kidneys And between 'em They take the piss Out of your other places Don't criticise your elbows For being halfway down your arms (They are merely part and parcel Of a human being's charms) Don't discount your kneecaps As just bumps along your legs (You should try and walk without 'em) See how far you get! HIP-HIP-EYE-EYE HIP-HIP-EYE-EYE ADAM'S APPLE EYE HIP-HIP-EYE-EYE-EYE-EYE Be glad He put two nostrils In the middle of your head You might have to smell the roses Through your underpants instead And don't go mad If your gonads Are unfortunately hung Thеy're for breeding with your partner While you'rе breathing through your lungs Don't criticise your elbows For being halfway down your arms (They are merely part and parcel Of a human being's charms) And don't discount your kneecaps As just bumps along your legs (You should try and walk without 'em) See how far you get! HIP-HIP-EYE-EYE HIP-HIP-EYE-EYE ADAM'S APPLE EYE HIP-HIP-EYE-EYE-EYE-EYE HIP-HIP-EYE-EYE HIP-HIP-EYE-EYE ADAM'S APPLE EYE HIP-HIP-EYE-EYE-EYE-EYE-EYE-EYE-EYE-EYE