Lyrics

I was buying coffee, tea and beans When who came on She was an object seen over action Green on red lookout from a video Shopping is the light came on She was to take the washing up is on She was an object to the neighborhood is running down Malin Rockall minchies north south east winds Light came on she ranted On and on she was an object On the bust was lost and found herself beside the supermarket Forcing me to lose my mind Long ago I cracked the code and switched into auto-erotic pilot mode Film, fantasy and depravity wеre the crucial essеntiality To hoist a mechanism to a state of erection Sitting and eating my breakfast I see you on my television screen Up you pop from the cornflake box Oh Doctor where will it stop A woman on the television said she was a fantasy side holiday in Ballybunion taken when the light was off the cuff remark led to a head but when the light was an office space the final frontier Boldly go where no man goes at all My body's stiffened, starched and petrified Tap your fingers onto my orbs for eyes Let them crack, craze and crystallize Snap the bone of my stomach fortified And hoist the mechanism to a state of erection Sitting and eating my breakfast I see you on my television screen Up you pop from the cornflake box Oh Doctor when will it stop