Matter Of Sex

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, it was one of these nights where every one's out of sight And I was hanging 'round the same old bar Nothing to do, feeling lonely and blue Asking myself, "Say, what'ya come in here for?" In comes this lady and, God almighty Sitting right down by my side We had some drinks and good conversation And good vibrations, all right [Verse 2] Time and drinks passed by, and we really got high Let our fingers do the walking, you know After a while she said, with a smile "It's getting kind of hot in here, don't you think so?" So I said, "I got a suggestion to make Why don't we go home and screw? I may not be using the Oxford-term But you know what I mean, don't you?" [Chorus] But she said, "That's only a matter of sex" So I said, "Whatya mean by only?" Ain't it enough to just take off Instead of hanging 'round here, horny and lonely? [Verse 3] She said, "You know, I like you too But why do you have to be so direct?" I said, "Fair enough, say what you want me to do Dance a Minuet before we go to bed, or what?" Don't be silly, you know what I'm feeling But I sure like a little tenderness I said, "I'm not planning to rape you And I won't have to, I guess" [Chorus] But she said, "That's only a matter of sex" So I said, "Whatya mean by only?" Ain't it enough to just take off Instead of hanging 'round here, horny and lonely? [Verse 4] I thought I got her convinced, another girl comes in Making eyes at her, what does that mean? My lady gets up, exchanging helloes Leaves me sitting with a stupid, drunken, dull grin "That's an old girlfriend and more than most men She really turns me on in bed Thanks, it was real fine, I guess I gotta go See you sometime, bye, hello" [Chorus] Now, I said, "That's only a matter of sex" But she said, "Whatya mean by only?" Ain't it enough to just take off Instead of hanging 'round here, horny and lonely? I said, "That's only a matter of sex" But she said, "Whatya mean by only?" Ain't it enough to just take off Instead of hanging 'round here, horny and lonely?