Lyrics

Christmas, Christmas time is here And Christmas songs you love to hear Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping! Christmas, Christmas time is here The sleigh bells and red nosed deer Songs and songs we love to hear All played a thousand times each year Heard this same song 20 times And it's only Halloween (Joy to the World) (I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day) It's not even cold outside (Deck the halls with boughs of holly) Christmas, Christmas time is here And Christmas songs you love to hear (Hark the herald angels sing, joy to) Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping! Christmas season, starting sooner every year It's October, stores with plastic Christmas trees Ransack the mall, shop until you lose your mind Spike the eggnog, sit back and watch Rudolf, Frosty, Tiny Tim, and Scrooge, the Grinch, or Charlie Brown It's time... It's time to do the Christmas can-can If you can't, can't dance, well that's okay (Not going to do the kick line) All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents Wrap them up and pray for snow Run to your closet, find your Christmas sweaters, screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la) Maine all the way to California, it's the Christmas can-can Halloween to Christmas day It's the most wonderful time of year We're running mad with Christmas cheer Hey, what's troubling you my friend? It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish (Not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish) Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made it out of clay You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday (Oy) Hey! He's right, who made these laws? Look! Wait! Here comes Santa Claus Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus (Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa) (Guys?) Hey, Santa do the can-can, help them if you can-can Join in the parade (I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food) All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents Wrap them up and pray for snow Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la) Prance all the way to Indiana, it's the Christmas can-can That's the end Wait for our ending We should share this holiday I wanna give a happy Hanukkah to you, a happy Hanukkah to you, a happy Hanukkah to you A merry Christmas, Hanukkah, and also Kwanzaa Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Mer-ry Kwan-zaa too