Whistling Through The Dark

Lyrics

It may not bring you comfort But I know that's not the point It pains me so, to see you go on Stinking up the joint Go on and roll your eyes at me Like I don't understand But take this fatherly advice When things don't turn out as planned Look at you, you're so stressed out Don't twist yourself in knots Just put a pair of blinders on And learn to be content with what you've got You thought you'd be some hotshot now Well I see you've missed the mark So trade your grand ambitions for A life of simply whistling through the dark You think I dreamed of where I am With ten sick days a year With Tuesday nights and Thursdays off It sure ain't my idea of a career It used to be I'd only date gals under 35 But now I'd stand 50, if she Owned a decent car that I could drive And a condo where she'd have to let me stay Her own teeth and a 401(k) Now I could not be happier With life's big question mark I'm fittin' that tale, and I'm better than free Since I first started whistling through the dark Me, I'm just fine, with a 1099 And a tan in January when it snows, oh When you pucker up your nose You can either suck or blow So let it go Let it go, oh! Hey! And with a proper. I'm a-sure I'm sure that you'll be whistling through the dark So lets put our lips together folks for The piddle, that'll whistle through the dark I'm listening for the whistling through the dark