Lyrics

3, 4! [Verse] (Oh woah woah woah) (Oh woah woah woah) Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the greatest show on Earth! Behind these doors stands The most incomprehensible wonder in the world! Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones) Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones) Standing only two feet four He is not much taller than a small child But make no bones about it What you're about to witness Is no child's play! Open your minds and your wallets Hahahahaha! [Pre-Chorus] Who's that standing on the stage? (Hey!) Don't stick your fingers in the cage! (Woo!) Let me introduce you Ahhhhh— [Chorus] Step inside right this way! Hurry now, don't delay! Dancing on the center stage! Mr. Bones is all the rage! Up and down gets you in! Dim the lights and lets begin! Satisfaction guaranteed! He's quite the dancer, yes indeed! [Verse] He-he-he-hey Not too shabby, eh folks? Well you ain't seen nothing yet! Hahaha! Now if you'll all be so kind As to reach down deep into your pockets I'm sure our little friend here Will treat us all to an encore What do you say? Come on folks! Life is short, dig down deep He-he-he-he-hey! [Pre-Chorus] Who's that standing on the stage? (Hey!) Don't stick your fingers in the cage! (Woo!) Let me introduce you Ahhhhh— [Chorus] Ahhhhh— Step inside right this way! Hurry now, don't delay! Dancing on the center stage! Mr. Bones is all the rage! Up and down gets you in! Dim the lights and lets begin! Satisfaction guaranteed! He's quite the dancer, yes indeed! Ahhhhh— Step inside right this way! Hurry now, don't delay! Dancing on the center stage! Mr. Bones is all the rage! Up and down gets you in! Dim the lights and lets begin! Satisfaction guaranteed! He's quite the dancer, yes indeed! [Outro] Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones) Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones) Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones) Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones) Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones) Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones) Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones) Mr. Bones (Mr. Bones) Mr. Bones