Raunchy

Lyrics

[LIZZIE] I'll buy myself a brand new dress That's cut way down to here [H.C., spoken] Oh, Lizzie [LIZZIE] I'll buy some dime-store diamonds And pierce 'em through my ear [H.C., spoken] I'd like to see that [LIZZIE] I'll paint my mouth a rosy red I'll pour peroxide on my head— [LIZZIE, spoken] Naw, I'm not doing that, no [LIZZIE] I'll knock them poor ol' cowboys dead [H.C., spoken] Elizabeth— [LIZZIE, spoken] What, you don't believe me? Well, you just watch [LIZZIE] I'll be so raunchy Dancin' in my pink and green sateen Feelin' like a queen Wearin' Maybelline I'll be so raunchy Gonna make them other gals turn green Honky tonkin' every night I'm a raunchy kind of gal I'll be so raunchy Sippin' Dr. Pepper mixed with booze Burnin' like a fuse Shakin' my caboose I'll be so raunchy Steppin' in my patent leather shoes When the cowboys see me strut my stuff Gonna crawl right on their haunches 'Cause they just can't seem to get enough I'm a raunchy kind of gal [LIZZIE, spoken] Woo! Look at you over there, aren't you handsome? Hi! Hi! How are you? Hello! Do you like my skirt? Oh, look at you! My name is Lily Ann! Hey Pa, watch this, here I go! Whew! Ho ho! [LIZZIE] I'll be so raunchy When I'm dancin' up and down the street Of the county seat Tippy tappin' feet I'll be so raunchy All the fellas think I'm mighty sweet When the men folk see me shimmy by Gonna break right out in shingles 'Cause I'm guaranteed to satisfy I'm raunchy I'm a raunchy I'm a raunchy kind of gal!