Brand New Girlfriend

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She said, "I need sometime to find myself I need a little space to think Maybe we should start seeing other people Baby, things are moving way to fast for me." So, I, I picked up what was left of my pride And I put on my walking shoes And I got up on that high road And I did what any gentleman would do.. I, um... I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end Flew out to LA for the weekend Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach Wearin' nothin' but a smile Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin' Man, I think I'm on to somethin' Because I feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend I love it when she calls me butter cup She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up She pops a top for me a cold beer And says my buddies always welcome here When I get hungry, she takes me out I'm riding shotgun like a Shih Tzu hound My tails a-waggin', my tongue's hangin' out It makes me wanna shout... I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end Flew out to LA for the weekend Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach Wearin' nothin' but a smile Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin' Man I think I'm onto somethin' You know I feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend Cute, cute, cute She likes to write our names in the sand She's hearing wedding bells and making plans She's gonna hang around a while, I guess And she hadn't even told me she loves me yet I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end We fly to LA for the weekend Spend the whole day lyin; on the beach, wearing nothin' but a smile Playing kissy kissy, smoochy smoochy, talking mushy mushy 'bout nothin' Man, I think I'm onto somethin' You know I feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend She makes me feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend!