Matilda Smith-Williams Home for the Aged

Lyrics

Matilda Smith-Williams Home for the Aged Bingo and buggy rides Wheelchairs and early nights Matilda Smith-Williams Home for the Aged And if you smuggle in Another drop of gin We'll take your hearing aid away They never hear what you say Matilda Smith-Williams Home for the Aged A second childhood But only if you're good I hear Matilda passed away Her spirit's still with us today She watches over us And those who make a fuss You've never had it so good They'd run away if they could