Marijuana Assassin of Youth

Lyrics

[Intro] Marijuana, assassin of youth And so look now here's the truth As we wish you all a Perry Sherry Christmas With a Partridge Family or two And when you go to church You'll remember with a smirk All the crazy little things you used to do [Bridge] Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman, Batman Batman [Announcer] "...Let's have a truly Mexican welcome For Ronnie and the Romeos..." [Verse 1] I asked my girlfriend to marry me Yes I thought how happy we'd be I knew she'd be thrilled at least be pleased But these were the words she said to me [Chorus] You need a haircut and then a degree Don't you want to start a family Take a stand and make some real cash Sell your guitar and throw away your stash [Verse 2] I had a headache lasted five days I knew that somehow there must be a way Cleaned the car and emptied the trash Before she got home I had to get smashed [Verse 3] I moved out on my own formed a new band We played every Goddamn dive in the land Must've got lucky had a number one song Missed that life sentence she planned all along Singing-