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Cliché but I met her at the bus stop Last month when my car was in the shop Blond hair but a little streak of brown though Tight waist and a little over 5'4" Strong rain and the wind broke her umbrella Started plotting my approach like a bestseller Pardon my being bold, but excuse me Slide under my umbrella, with me She kinda hesitated, and then she gave in Bus came, doors opened, and we got in Got comfortable, we started talkin' Her every word feel likе this could be somethin' She was thirty-two and singlе with a Labradoodle Headed cross town new restaurant with ramen noodles After chattin' for a while, she made a true confession She thought with cats my age, she learned a better lesson So I proceed and I'm gettin' off the bus with her 'Bout to have lunch to get to know her, it's a must with her Then we started walkin' and steady talkin' And then she stopped to window shop a dress that she was steady hawkin' So was I, she got curves galore, wearing velour, it compliments her shape and more In the physical, she's all that in the case to tempt you Like what it's meant to, so let me check up on her mental Now we at her spot and I sat across from her Thought to order for her, but I'm not the boss of her So we viewin' menus in the venue Then she starts posin' questions about handlin' her Can you? Huh, does the leopard have polka dots? And do you think VIP or even Snoop even smoked a lot? In rodeos, do they rope a lot? Hold that thought, let me hit the, let me hit the restroom A self-check as I looked in the mirror A few answers will make this night clearer OG and rapper royalty is my mindset Back at the table with good intent, let's hedge your bet Yes or no, is the cream really heaven-sent? A vulture culture of stress from hell's vent Need a sense of climate, her attitude Does she keep her head up? Then a better move Waiter, waiter bring on your best wine Tonight we toast (damn), she's so fine She told me all what she'd been through Another fool in love with all the wrong dudes Sally daughter the one who hipped me to you My street cred precedes me as that dude Stated a wish, a love that I never felt