Too Many Sandwiches

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Shopping spree for the family tree Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while! Too many sandwiches and wine Sherry stains down your best mans tie What a speech The band arrives, the granny's cry Singers tongue's in the barmaids mouth What a voice Grandpa drunk a drop or two His heads still stuck in the porta-loo What a man [Chorus] You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring And the man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice And that's just tonight [Verse 2] The blue rinsed hairs lift up the chairs The bands too loud they're off down stairs What a noise The bride and groom they dance their dance And the singer mimes "there's still a chance" The barmaid smiles [Chorus] You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring And the man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice And that's just tonight You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring And the man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice [Verse 3] Ha! Grandpa drunk a drop or two His heads still stuck in the portaloo again! The bride and groom they dance their dance The singer mimes "there's still a chance tonight" And the barmaid smiles