Theatre Is Fun

Lyrics
[Other Miss Spink & Other Miss Forcible] Theatre is fun! There's a role for everyone You simply stand upon a stage, and that is Art Deliver one line, and it's a "part" And if you don't know your line by heart? Read your sleeve! Theatre is grand! You've got the world at your command [Other Miss Forcible] You simply say [Other Miss Spink] "I'm in Hawaii" [Other Miss Forcible] And you're there [Other Miss Spink] You can be Antigone [Other Miss Forcible] Or Cher [Other Miss Spink] Mention that you are a trillionaire [Other Miss Spink & Other Miss Forcible] And you are! [Other Miss Spink] It's the only way to find a lover [Other Miss Forcible] Sure beats hanging out in discotheques [Other Miss Spink] When your perfect lover you discover [Other Miss Forcible] You need only change your wig [Other Miss Spink & Other Miss Forcible] To change your sex Whee, theatre is fun! Why learn to play accordion When you can play a virtuoso on the stage? You can be a Queen, of any age You can be a bum, and make a wage! Of some sort
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Credits
- Writers
- Stephin Merritt