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This back-and-forth is a masterclass in passive aggression, painting a picture of a relationship where both parties are locked in a cycle of frustration. The man starts by detailing how the woman's actions "drive a person crazy," making them "hazy" and leaving them "dangling sadly." He frames her behavior as a deliberate tactic to increase desire, suggesting a manipulative dynamic. The woman counters with her own litany of grievances, accusing him of making her feel "huggy" while simultaneously making her "a fool," and likening his behavior to a zombie's impersonation. It’s a verbal sparring match where neither admits fault, instead projecting the blame onto the other's perceived madness. The core tension lies in their inability to connect authentically, masked by a shared, albeit sarcastic, agreement on the other's "crazy" nature. The lyrics highlight a fundamental disconnect, where genuine understanding is replaced by cynical observations. The man's hypothetical scenarios for understanding a person – if she were "dead" or "gay" – and the woman's parallel – if he "said to go away" or "happened to be gay" – reveal a deep-seated desire for escape or a fundamental misunderstanding of each other's needs. This exchange isn't about solving problems; it's about articulating the maddening experience of being in this specific, dysfunctional relationship. The most striking craft element is the relentless repetition of "a person" and the escalating descriptors of madness: "crazy," "mad," "buggy," "blow a person's cool." This creates a sense of shared, almost clinical, observation of their own relationship's breakdown. The lyrics also employ sharp, almost cruel, metaphors. The man compares trying to get the woman to move to a "matador coercin' a bull," while the woman likens his act of "turning off a person" to a man who "likes to pull the hooks out of fish." These images are vivid and unflinching, emphasizing a predatory or detached cruelty at the heart of their interactions. Ultimately, the effectiveness of these lyrics stems from their unflinching portrayal of relational deadlock. The conversational, almost petty, tone of the spoken-word interjections grounds the escalating accusations in a bizarrely mundane reality. The song doesn't offer resolution; instead, it captures the exhausting, maddening experience of being stuck with someone who seems determined to drive you insane, while simultaneously admitting you're both "crazy" and "never to be trusted." The final, shared declaration of "Crazy person / Yourself!" is less an accusation and more a mutual, resigned acknowledgment of their shared, inescapable dysfunction.

Tom Wopat - Pop, Musicals

You Could Drive a Person Crazy

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[MAN] You [WOMAN, spoken] What? [MAN] Could drive a person crazy You could drive a person mad [WOMAN, spoken] Ugh [MAN] First you make a person hazy So a person could be had [WOMAN, spoken] Yeah, yeah, yeah [MAN] Then you leave a person dangling sadly Outside your door Which it only makes a person gladly Want you even more [WOMAN, spoken] Thank you for sharing You [MAN, spoken] Yes? [WOMAN] Could drive a person buggy You could blow a person's cool First you make a person feel all huggy While you make her feel a fool [MAN, spoken] Wah, wah, wah, wah [WOMAN] When a person says that you've upset her That's when you're good You impersonate a person better Than a zombiе should [MAN] I could understand a person [WOMAN] I could understand a pеrson [MAN] If she wasn't good in bed [WOMAN] If he said to go away [MAN] I could understand a person [WOMAN] I could understand a person [MAN] If she actually were dead [WOMAN] If he happened to be gay [WOMAN & MAN] But worse than that A person that Titillates a person and then leaves her / him flat Is crazy You're a troubled person You're a truly crazy person Yourself! [WOMAN, spoken] I'm so glad we're having this little chat. [MAN, spoken] I'm glad you're glad. (sung) When a person's personality is personable She shouldn't oughta sit like a lump [WOMAN, spoken] Excuse me? [MAN] It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull To try to get you off of your rump [WOMAN, spoken] Hey! (sung) So single and attentive and attractive a man Is everything a person could wish [MAN, spoken] Exactly. [WOMAN] But turning off a person is the act of a man Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish [WOMAN & MAN] Knock, knock, is anybody there? Knock, knock, it really isn't fair Knock, knock, I'm working all my charms Knock, knock, a zombie's in my arms All that sweet affection! What is wrong? Where's the loose connection? How long, O Lord, how long? [MAN] Barbara baby, Barbara bubi. Barbara [WOMAN] You could drive a person crazy [MAN] You could drive a person buggy [WOMAN] You could drive a person mad [MAN] You could blow a person's cool [WOMAN] First you make a person hazy [MAN] Get a person feeling huggy [WOMAN] So a person could be had [MAN] While you make her feel a fool [WOMAN & MAN] Exclusive you Elusive you Will any person ever get the juice of you? [WOMAN] You're crazy [MAN] You're crazy [WOMAN] You're a lovely person [MAN] You're a lovely person [WOMAN] You're a moving [MAN] Deeply maladjusted [WOMAN] Never to be trusted [WOMAN & MAN] Crazy person Yourself!

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Writers: Stephen Sondheim

You Could Drive a Person Crazy

You Could Drive a Person Crazy

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