The Lame, the Halt and the Blind

Stephen Sondheim - Pop, Musicals
The Lame, the Halt and the Blind
2 Plays
Duration: 3:15
Lyrics
[COOLEY] Step up! Step up! Step right up! [MAGRUDER] Buy your blessings, get your tickets! Cures confusion, croup, and rickets! [SCHUB] Only one blessing per pilgrim per ticket Only one blessing per pilgrim per ticket Only one— [COOLEY, MAGRUDER & SCHUB] All for the lame, the halt, and the blind And anyone out of their mind The lame shall saunter, the halt shall run The blind shall look on the light of the sun— It's holy, it's healthy, it's easy, it's fun! Count your blessings, get your— Only one blessing per pilgrim per ticket Only one— Step up, step up, step right— [PILGRIMS babble.] [PILGRIMS, spoken] Help... (sung) Amen [COOLEY, MAGRUDER & SCHUB] Blessed be the deaf, the dumb, and the sick And anything else you can pick The deaf shall hear and the dumb shall speak The sick shall find all the succor they seek Minority groups get a discount this week! Step up! Step up! Step right— Count the suckers, find the blabby one —Blessing per pilgrim per ticket Only one— [PILGRIMS babble.] [PILGRIMS, spoken] Comfort... (sung) Amen [COOLEY, MAGRUDER & SCHUB] Come slake your spiritual thirst Get kissed, get blessed Get fully immersed Get dry, get dressed Put God to the test But do it fast The first shall be first And the last shall be last La la la la la la [PILGRIMS babble.] [PILGRIMS, spoken] Rainbow... (sung) Amen [COOLEY, MAGRUDER & SCHUB] Come all ye fierce, ye frail, and ye pure And any who aren't too sure The frail shall fight and the fierce be fey The pure shall throw inhibition away If not—well, we're sorry, you still have to pay: You can't expect miracles every day! Step up! Step up! Step right— Buy your tickets, light your candles! —Blessing per pilgrim per ticket Only one— [PILGRIMS babble.] [PILGRIMS, spoken] Happy... (sung) Amen
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Credits
- Writers
- Stephen Sondheim