Amayzing Mayzie

Lyrics

[MAYZIE LaBIRD] (spoken) Poor little Gertrude! A sorry sight! Well, I'm gonna take you under my wing And baby, you'll be all right! [MAYZIE] (singing) I WAS ONCE A PLAIN LITTLE BIRD LIKE YOU, KID. ONE PATHETIC FEATHER WAS ALL I GREW. I HAD NOTHING SHOWOFF-ISH. WHAT'S A PLAIN BIRD TO DO? AND THERE'S CERTAINLY NOTHING SHOWOFF-ISH ON YOU! [GERTRUDE McFUZZ] (spoken) Thank you, Mayzie. [MAYZIE] (singing) THEN I MADE A PLAN FOR MY SELF-IMPROVEMENT. NO MORE CRUMBS. I VOWED I WOULD HAVE THE CAKE! YES, I WENT TO THE DOCTOR— [GERTRUDE, & BIRD GIRLS] DOCTOR DAKE BY THE LAKE! [MAYZIE] AND HE TOLD ME WHAT SORT OF A PILL I SHOULD TAKE... NOW I'M... AMAYZING MAYZIE! AS FEATHERED AS FEATHERED CAN BE NOW! AMAYZING MAYZIE! IT WAS ALL FOR SALE! [MAYZIE, & BIRD GIRLS] AMAYZING MAYZIE! [MAYZIE] THE BIRDS ARE ALL WHISTLING AT ME NOW. [MAYZIE, & BIRD GIRLS] AMAYZING MAYZIE! [MAYZIE] BABY, THAT'S MY TAIL! (MAYZIE begins to dance, flaunting her tail. GERTRUDE watches in awe.) [BIRD GIRLS] HIGH OR LOW [GERTRUDE] GEE, IT'S FABULOUS! [BIRD GIRLS] WATCH HER GO [GERTRUDE] GEE, I'M ENVIOUS! [BIRD GIRLS] TO AND FRO— MAYZIE'S FABULOUS TAIL! [GERTRUDE] I WISH I HAD ONE LIKE IT. [BIRD GIRLS] LEFT AND RIGHT [GERTRUDE] BEST I'VE EVER SEEN. [BIRD GIRLS] DAY OR NIGHT [MAYZIE] (spoken) Kid, you're turning green! [GERTRUDE, & BIRD GIRLS] (singing) WHAT A SIGHT— MAYZIE'S FABULOUS TAIL! [MAYZIE, & (BIRD GIRLS)] GET THOSE PILLS (GET THE PILLS!) AND YOU CAN HAVE FRILLS (FRILLS!) [MAYZIE, & BIRD GIRLS] YOUR HORTON IS CERTAIN TO SEE AND YOU CAN BY AMAYZING— [MAYZIE] (spoken) Almost... [MAYZIE] (singing) AS AMAYZING... AS ME!!!! (MAYZIE exits with flare.)