Poker Polka

Lyrics

[H.C., NOAH & JIM] Well, come on out and play a little poker Play a little blackjack, spit-in-the-ocean Come on out and play a little high-low Why don't you come and have some fun? [FILE] Must admit I'm pretty good at poker Seems I got a poker face Must admit I'm pretty good at bluffin' When I get that extra ace [H.C., NOAH & JIM] Oh, sure is nice to play a little poker Take a little chance and shoot the moon [FILE] But once I start, I just can't stop Until I'm broke and so I gave up poker long ago [NOAH, spoken] You did, huh? [FILE, spoken] Sure did, Noah [JIM, spoken] Well [H.C., NOAH & JIM] Come on out and do a little two-step Do a little foxtrot, kick up a rumpus Come on out and do a little polka Why don't you come and have some fun? [FILE] Must admit I'm pretty good at dancin' Seems my feet know what to do Must admit I'm pretty good at movin' When I've had a drink or two [H.C., NOAH & JIM] Oh, sure is nice to do a little polka Do a little kick and one-two-three [FILE] But when I dance, my feet swell up And since they get so sore I don't go dancin' anymore [JIM, spoken] You don't, huh? [FILE, spoken] Not if I can help it, Jim [JIM, spoken] Well [NOAH, spoken] Well [NOAH] Come on out and eat a little beefsteak [JIM] Eat a little ice cream [H.C.] Fresh pickled pigfeet [H.C., NOAH & JIM] Come on out and eat a little chili Why don't you come and have some lunch? [FILE] Nothin' I like any more than eatin' Now you're reachin' me all right! I can use a twenty-pound beefsteak Just to whet my appetite [FILE, H.C., NOAH & JIM] Oh, sure is nice to eat a little chili Eat a little mess of turnip greens [FILE] When I eat, it makes me sleep And then I start to snore So I don't go to many picnics I don't do much fancy dancin' I don't play much poker anymore!