A Cure for Love

Lyrics

[VALENTINA] So it's hard to breathe, and your mouth is dry Your knees give out and you wanna cry "It's a badass flu," say the doctor and nurse But my diagnosis is a whole lot worse: There's a bug that bites When you least expect There's no pill or shot That has the least effect All those doctors know Oh, what I'm speaking of [VALENTINA, ENSEMBLE] 'Cause there has never been a cure for love... [GRAMPY, spoken] You mean I've been in love for 40 Earth years? Can't eat, can't sleep, and you're telling me that's love?! [VALENTINA] Oh, yeah! [ENSEMBLE, sung] Bad, bad case... [VALENTINA, ENSEMBLE] It stops your heart (Your heart) Ooh, it lays low (So low) [SOLOIST #1] It leaves you shiverin' [SOLOISTS 1 & 2] From head to toe [VALENTINA, SOLOISTS 1 & 2] So give those Obvi drips (Obvi drips) A big, fat shove (Big, fat shove) [VALENTINA] 'Cause there has never been a cure No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not for love [ENSEMBLE, overlapping] Never, ever, ever, ever, never been a cure for love [VALENTINA, spoken] Come on, Pudgy, let's show 'em. Ooh! [SOLOISTS 1 & 2, VALENTINA] Your head is hot (Aah!) Your hands are cold (Oh!) You start to babble like a two-year-old [VALENTINA] And as they say in Brooklyn, b-b-b-baby [VALENTINA, SOLOISTS 1 & 2] Mazel tov! [VALENTINA, SOLOISTS 1 & 2] 'Cause there has never been a cure (Never, ever, ever, ever) For (Never been a cure for) [VALENTINA, SOLOISTS 1 & 2] Love! [VALENTINA] Whoo! [VALENTINA, SOLOISTS 1 & 2] Better just sit back (Sit back) Enjoy the ride (The ride, okay to look) A little starry-eyed [PUDGY] (bark) [VALENTINA] And I [VALENTINA, ENSEMBLE] Know damn well [VALENTINA] What you're [VALENTINA, ENSEMBLE] Frightened of [VALENTINA] 'Cause there has never been a cure for love... [SOLOIST] There has never been a cure... [VALENTINA, SOLOISTS 1 & 2] Say, there has never been a cure... For... [VALENTINA] Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever Ever, ever, ever been a cure [VALENTINA, ENSEMBLE] For love! For love! [VALENTINA] Whee! [SOLOISTS] There ain't no cure (No cure) There ain't no cure (There ain't no, no, no cure) There ain't no cure for love (No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no) There ain't no cure for love... Never, ever, ever, ever (Never) Ever, ever, ever, ever (Never) Never been a cure for love! For love!