911! Emergency!

Lyrics

[SISTER CHANTELLE (as the Virgin Mary), PETER] (spoken) Stop! Fuck me, Matt, it's Diana Ross Uh, sure enough, ain't But now I know I got the right person (sung) What's that supposed to mean? (spoken) Listen up, Peter I may be a virgin, but I ain't new to the game Don't be frontin' with Mary Holy shit I'll pretend I didn't hear that [KYRA & TANYA (as angels/backup singers)] (Think it over) [PETER] Hail Mary, full of grace— [SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken] Stop, stop, stop Do you know how tired I am of that prayer? What do you know about 2000 years And they still be saying the same prayer? [KYRA & TANYA] (Change is comin', it's comin') [SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken, KYRA & TANYA, sung, TANYA, sung] I have a message for you, Peter (Listen closely) Where'd I put— All these pockets Oh yeah, here it is (Seek and he shall find) "You will know the truth and the truth shall"— Who writes this stuff? (Too generic) Never mind, I'm gonna wing it Mary loves her puns Yes, I do Now, I saw what you just did (Mary saw you) Seems the love that dare not speak its name Done gone ahead and spoke (Now the secret's out) You tell one person, that's it Cat's out of the bag (Will he keep it?) There's a phone call That is now overdue to your mother, baby (Time to call her up) [SISTER CHANTELLE, sung, KYRA & TANYA, sung] (Operator) Get him mama's line (Operator) Heaven knows it's time (Operator) Can you put him through? Someone's got a job to do (Operator) Mama loves you, boy (Operator) You're your mama's joy (Operator) Get the doing done Reach out, baby, touch someone [SISTER CHANTELLE, KYRA & TANYA] 911! Emergency! It's time to be a grown up We done gone and made the call But you need to pick the phone up Ring your mother, tell it all Just go ahead and own up Stop your lying, drop the drama Tell the world, but first tell mama Let her know [SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken, KYRA & TANYA, sung] I've read the books, Peter (Oprah picked 'em) Sayin' "Come out when you're ready" But don't talk about it - be about it (Come on, come on out, boy) 'Cause life is now, sugar (Gotta live your life) Don't hide it under a bushel Or whatever my baby used to say (Jesus knows what's up) [SISTER CHANTELLE, sung, KYRA & TANYA, sung] (Operator) Help a boy connect (Operator) Let him call collect (Operator) Won't you put him through? Someone's got a job to do (Operator) Got the change in hand (Operator) Time to take a stand (Operator) Get the doing done Reach out, baby, touch someone [SISTER CHANTELLE, KYRA & TANYA] 911! Emergency! It's time to be a grown up We done gone and made the call But you need to pick the phone up Ring your mother, tell it all Just go ahead and own up Mop your mess up and drop the drama Tell the world, but first tell mama 911! Emergency! Life is full of choices But baby, here's the 411 With truth the world rejoices Let it out, let mama in Boy, you need to hear our voices Stop the secrets, drop the drama Roll it out, but first tell mama Let her know [SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken, PETER, spoken, KYRA & TANYA, sung] That's it, God bless But what if God— Uh-uh, no questions This isn't "Conversations with Mary" (It ain't that book, baby) [SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken] Look, you'll figure it out And I'm on the tightest of schedules Work, work, work, save, save, save, so many in need But does the head of the first family lift a wing to help? No, Joseph be tellin' me "I let you ride the donkey all the way to Bethlehem" Now that was 2000 years ago, okay? I'm talkin' about what has he done for me lately? [KYRA & TANYA, TANYA, KYRA, spoken] (unintelligible ranting) But it ain't the greatest story ever told If you gonna tell it every five minutes And she'll still be talkin' 'bout "Why the wise men didn't bring me nothing?" Oh, hey, hello [SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken] Keep it up, just keep it up And I know two ladies 'Bout to be touched by an angel You got that? We out And Peter, remember [SISTER CHANTELLE, KYRA & TANYA] 911! Emergency! It's time to be a grown up We done gone and made the call But you need to pick the phone up Ring your mother, tell it all Just go ahead and own up Stop your lying, drop the drama Tell the world, but first tell mama Let her know