Lyrics

[NOTICE] [Verse 1] They say I'm too young for this profession Maybe go for sports and be like Bryon Some say I should go a little crazy, a little hazy, and make a million off dating (Wink-Wink) Others say I should go for broke Open a zoo exhibit and broadcast: the life of Mr. Crazy Insanely I've been called a retard half my life, and gay when I'm caught at 7-11 with a guy "Oh that should we annoy him?" "Fo' sho', let's get that bastard locked up like Lohan!" Every single day I go to class and see kids laughing at me, "Yo bro, you not cool! Ha ha" Well, bitch we'll see who'll be laughin' when I go platinum, and you're at McDonald's Soakin' up napkins [Hook] (Conversation) "You know I heard Mr. Crazy just got a little crazier!" (Coo-koo) "What he do" "He made a record 'bout you!" "Damn right she did, man that bitch gay" "What else she do" She just schooled you mofo, was that "not cool"? [Verse 2] I can't go anywhere someone pulling wise cracks I asked "What do you should think I should do, open a school? Help hobos get a job, bend the rules?" "No, I think you should run up for office You know people would stop thinking it's sexist A woman in as-" you know, I think you should shut the fuck up! So maybe I've found the Shady side of me I'm becoming a bigger asshole I thought I'd ever be But the only way I can dis and shit Is this really my destiny Gain five bucks off iTunes and just be No I'm Mr. Underscore and I Realized that "I could be iconic In my conquest" [Hook] [Verse 3] People, keep telling me I'm a terrible rapper See the numbers rolling in You're helpin' me man I should give you a little something Oh yeah, blow that thought out your ass You say I'm a cheap rapper Now not to dis but you know Andre Even Paul admitted there's one always thing going on And it begins with "Cars, blunts and bitches" (Your mom) So call me a prick one last time While you call yourself a cab at 9' The people bragging about going to strip clubs Oh yeah, "Bang, bang", right *Buzzer* Rejected That's what they call up yours all night *Explosion*