Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hanging out on a double date With my two friends Skeeter G and Sherry And their barely legal cousin Molly May Don't you know that girl is fucking cherry [Pre-Chorus] Happened to be wearing my white pants I had a fart that turned to shat by chance [Chorus] Teleporter Take me far away I don't want to be here anymore Teleporter I shit my pants today Molly May was laughing on the floor [Verse 2] High as fuck with my friends at the game The Cleveland Browns and some team that was better The hot dog girl was slammin' and she thought I was too I bet onе of my buddies I could get her [Pre-Chorus] Four minutеs and she's sucking on my dong I look up and we're on the Jumbotron [Chorus] Teleporter Take me far away I don't want to be here anymore Teleporter They saw my dick today On top of that The Browns still didn't score! [Bridge] Seventeen back in '63 Mom and dad at dinner in the valley No magazines Jacked off anyway To family album shots of my aunt sally [Pre-Chorus] Dog was licking jiffy off my sack I didn't realize my folks were back [Chorus] Teleporter Take me far away I don't want to be here anymore Teleporter Everything has changed Mom won't kiss the dog no more for sure [Outro] Get me out of here now, Teleporter