It Won’t Suck Itself

Lyrics

[Intro: Steel Panther] Woah Let's go Listen up [Verse 1: Steel Panther] Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt Get on your knees and help me please cause it won't suck itself [Chorus 1: Steel Panther] Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out) I need you to be the nurse I can feel the swelling getting worse Cause it won't suck itself No it won't [Verse 2: Chad Kroeger] We did a show in Panama and blew their fucking minds Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85 I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt I'm down and out, I need some help cause it won't suck itself [Chorus 2: Steel Panther] Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out) Holy shit, it's getting worse I don't want to wind up in a hearse But it won't suck itself [Chorus 1: Steel Panther] Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out) I need you to be the nurse I can feel the swelling getting worse Cause it won't suck itself [Outro: Steel Panther] It won't suck itself It won't suck itself Alright Baby I feel so good, yeah