If You Really, Really Love Me (Live Acoustic)

Lyrics

[Intro] Alright, I'm gonna start a song and I want you to follow along Never done this before, check this shi- I thought it was this You're supposed to follow along, asshole I don't know what you're doing, dude One, two, three, four Hold on a second, hold on What? Everything you hear tonight is completely live. Unless you're watching this on video and it has been fixed in the studio [?] I'm not doing it One - pay attention to me, motherfucker [?] You were this close to getting fired two fucking minutes ago, don't make me... [?] that fucking close Shut up [?] One, two, three, four [Verse 1] If you really, really, really, really lovе me Then you really, rеally, really gotta show me Don't whine when I put it in your booty Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty Never hassle me because I'm unemployed If I sleep all day don't get annoyed Then I'll know that you really,really, really, really, really, really, really love me If you really, really love me [Verse 2] If you really truly want to make me feel nice Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice Let me have the keys to your Mercedes Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies If I get fat and look like an ape Lie to me, tell me I'm in great shape Then I'll know that you really,really, really Really, really really love me [Chorus] If you wonder what I did with the rent Just consider it money well spent I bought trunks and a new surfboard So just go tell your dumb landlord That you love me You really, really love me [Verse 3] If I have sex with your friend Melanie Don't act like it's some kind of felony It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse And you get to ride the pony of course 'Cause I'm really, really, really, really, really, really Really, really fond of you too [Chorus] When you think it's really suckie girl All your friends will say "You lucky girl" You got a man who's hot you say All the girls wanna be with me 'Cause they love me They really, really love me Yes they do [Guitar Solo] [Verse 4] If you really, really, really, really love me You'd never make me hang out with your family Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me When I try to borrow money he berates me Somehow he thinks that I'm too old for you 'Cause you're nineteen and I'm fifty-two He can't see that you really, really, really, really, really, really love me You really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really love me If you really, really love me [Outro] Hey, thanks so much How's the sound out there, man? Sound alright? Sounds so good up here How many people wanna hear another fucking song right now?