Anything Goes

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Tie a couple lassos around those tits Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx Bring a german shepherd on into the mix [Chorus] Yeah! Anything goes! Anything goes! [Verse 2] Paint your fucking cock like a barber pole Send a GoPro up your own butthole Dress your bitch up like a butch marine Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean [Chorus] Yeah! Anything goes! I say anything goes! [Hook 1] Break out the whips Candle wax Chains and weed whackers Baby don't hold back! [Chorus] Anything goes! Anything goes! [Hook 2] Fuck you from behind Fuck you from below Fuck you from up above But anything goes with other bitches too So baby don't fall in love [Verse 3] Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls Steal a Saturn 5 and fuck an astronaut Zero G anal and weightless cumshots [Chorus] Anything goes! Fucking anything goes! [Verse 4] Break out the tanks Hand grenades Minus Charlie Sheen Cuz I don't want AIDS [Chorus] Anything goes! Baby anything goes! Honey anything goes! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking monkey fuckers, say anything goes!