Smokey Joe’s Cafe

Lyrics

At Smokey Joe's Café Waa-aah, at Smokey Joe's Café Waa-aah, at Smokey Joe's Café Waa-aah, at Smokey Joe's Café [Verse 1] One day when I was eating down (at Smokey Joe's Café) Just sittin' there, a-diggin' my beans (at Smokey Joe's Café) A chick came walking through the door That I had never seen before At least I'd never seen her down (at Smokey Joe's Café) And I my heart it started beatin' When she sat right down next to me [Verse 2] Her knees were almost touching mine (at Smokey Joе's Café) And a chill went up and down my spine (at Smokey Joе's Café) I could smell her cheap perfume Heard her too, my heart went boom And everybody in the room (at Smokey Joe's Café) Said "you'd better watch out now That chick she belongs to Smokey Joe" Uh oh! [Bridge] Then behind the counter, there came a man Chef hat on his head, big butcher knife in his hand Started waving that mother down, started beginning to shout He said, "eat up all your beans boy and split and get on out" [Verse 3] I know I'll never eat again (at Smokey Joe's Café) And so we'll never meet again (at Smokey Joe's Café) I'd rather dig my chilli chilli beans June's or Joe's, Jack's or Jean's Than taking my chances eating down (at Smokey Joe's Café) Waa-aah, at Smokey Joe's Café Smokey Joe's a crazy fool Waa-aah, at Smokey Joe's Café Waa-aah, at Smokey Joe's Café Smokey Joe's a crazy fool Waa-aah, at Smokey Joe's Café Smokey Joe's a crazy fool