My Name Is Morgan but It Ain’t J.P.

Lyrics

A man named William Morgan took his girl to see a play And on the journey homeward, they had stopped into a cafe As soon as they were seated, Lily grabs the bill of fares Then she went and ordered for everything was there Billy says, "Girl I knows you're hungry but I just don't like to steal Who do you think is gon' to pay for such a meal? Forget your champagne appetite, the best you'll get is beer tonight My name is Morgan, but it ain't J.P." Willie married Lily, hopin' that girl would change her ways What she did to William, first, I'm most afraid to say One day, six big delivery wagons showed up at old Willie's door Asked him to accept the goods while they went back for more It did not take a-Willie long to go and get his hat and coat When Lily came home that night, well she found a little note And the note said: My name is Morgan, but it ain't J.P I guess you think I own some railroad company I guess you've known me pretty long But you got my initials wrong My name is Morgan, but it ain't J.P My name is Morgan, but it ain't J.P I guess you think I own some piece of AT&T I guess you've known me pretty long But you got my initials wrong My name is Morgan, but it ain't J.P My name is Morgan, but it ain't J.P