She Doesn’t Have to Shave

Lyrics

She was washing the dishes When she burst into tears It was her time of the month She was up to her ears I put my arms 'round her neck I said "Sit down a while Cry as much as you like I'll do the dishes Tell me what's on your mind" [Chorus] There's a boiling point That you're bound to reach When it's all your fault And you're half asleep She's lucky she doesn't have to shave I'm so lucky I'm not doubled up with pain Her eyes were like pools Filled with newly-wept tears She was sat doubled up With her hands on her ears I felt useless I smiled and I shrugged I was sweet as could be As I poured her some milk Here was my flower That was ready to wilt [Chorus] There's a boiling point That you're bound to reach When it's all your fault And you're half asleep She's lucky she doesn't have to shave I'm so lucky I'm not doubled up with pain A fairy tale finish We flaked out on the floor It was "Match of the Day" On the TV, what's more I fell asleep at halftime We had had a right result It was kisses and hugs At the end of the day She's the one that I love [Chorus] There's a boiling point That you're bound to reach When it's all your fault And you're half asleep She's lucky she doesn't have to shave I'm so lucky I'm not doubled up with pain (There's a point That you reach Head held down Lost for speech…)