Sally and Dee

Lyrics

One-two, party people in the place to be My name is Sir Fresh And on the wheels of steels is the one and only DJ Critical We have this new, dominating, motivating, stimulating, awesome jam for you And it's called Sally & Dee And it goes a little like this Well I'm exceedingly excellent at every measure Hearing one of my rhymes is surely a pleasure My rhymes are great, yes, quite outrageous Most MCs wish they wеre contagious Two entertainеrs that are not misleading His cuts are vicious and my rhymes so intriguing To others MCs and this is no jive Who think stormy rhymes can't come alive Listen up close and you will see That this is the rhyme that will change your theory Oh Critical, you know you're unique Cut a fresh beat and make the turntables speak Once upon a time in a small valley Lived a boy named Dee and a girl named Sally Sally was a rapper, she was very good The best girl rapper in the whole neighborhood Now, Dee on the other hand, was funky fresh No one battled him because he was the best Sally didn't like it, she thought she was better Oh what a big waste, they looked real good together So Dee and Sally went out at one day And these are some things that they had to say Sally said "I'm the best rapper in the world A real cool lady, the flyest of the girls" Dee said Sally, "You're fresh this is true But there are some things that you just cannot do And one is to burn me, ha, the rapper Dee I burn anyone that wants to battle me" Sally said "I don't care who you are 'Cause I'm the best rapper there is by far I don't like beer and I don't like wine But I do rock the party and have a good time" And then Dee got up and opened his mouth And rhyming words came running out He said that "You know that I know and I know that you know And we know that you know that you are a zero" And Sally started crying, we thought she was dying Listen to me closely 'cause I'm really not lying Now that you know we're not here to play Listen to the cuts of our fresh DJ Sally went home and told her mother She came back down with two of her brothers She walked up to Dee and looked him in his face She said "Now I'm gonna put you in your place" He glanced in her eyes and he stared for a while He didn't get mad, but he started to smile He looked down for a second and thought it all through He looked back up and saw a whole damn crew It was forty, or fifty, or maybe fifty-five They all had mics and they were kicking it live And Dee stood there by himself all alone He didn't have any help, just a microphone And then along came a fresh def MC His name was Sir Fresh and of course, that's me Well, I told rapper Dee, "Don't you dare leave" And then I pulled a gold microphone out my sleeve I lined Sally's crew up one by one Then I rhymed so fresh they began to run From that day on, when I start to rap Party people stand up and proceed to clap