Lyrics

[Chorus] It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with (Phenomenon) [Verse 1: Papa Austin] Me have a little girl, she name is Sheran Said this little girl want to be me woman Said ah she be the wife and ah me the husband Me know this a-gyal can really love her man Then me kiss her pon her lips and me hold her pon her hand Then when we come a-down, said me hands off her rump Outside empty, inside is ram You look pon the street, is a damn traffic jam [Verse 2: The Great Peso] Sittin' on a fence, it's sad to be 'Cause all the pretty ladies seem the same to me Said to myself I'm gonna make up my mind Gotta find a pretty lady that is one of a kind Hopped off the fence and looked right to left Rubbed my eyes twice 'cause the lady was def Pulled out my big, fixed up my hair Started playing the role of the savoir-faire [Chorus] It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with (Phenomenon) [Verse 3: Papa Austin] When me was a man, said me been alone Said when me was a yout, me used to eat snow cone It's I, a-Papa Austin, I'ma tell you this alone Said I, a-Papa Austin, now me chat microphone Send me going on my own, and me love alone Me need this a-woman, come and live with me It's I, Papa Austin, make you feel irie Say you bon bosh herb that the strictler can see [Chorus] It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with (Phenomenon) [Verse 4: The Great Peso] I said "Hey pretty thing, I wanna talk to you But first I wanna know that you're familiar with school 'Cause see, I like a pretty lady with a lot of smarts And a nice, understanding, and a great big heart" Little did I know she was playing the game And I couldn't really notice 'cause she seemed so plain She had me totally lost, stone-cold confused Misled and mistreated, used and abused Toyed with my mind more than half the time And kept hanging me up on the telephone line But what she wasn't, never ever fronted Every time we went I went everywhere Searching for something, only find nothing Kept meeting ladies that didn't care Kept meeting ladies Ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-kept meeting ladies that didn't care [Chorus] It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with (Phenomenon) Break, break! [Verse 5: Papa Austin] It's I, Papa Austin, pon your microphone stand Every woman in the world am need this ah man It's I, Papa Austin, pon your microphone stand Me telling this song to every yout man Mister man, say woman, say each and every one-a Say this song thing telling each and every one-a It's I, a-Papa Austin, come to tell everyone It's I, a-Papa Austin, got the mic in am me hand [Verse 6: The Great Peso] So true it may be that I'm still free Yet searching everyday for a L-A-Dy To love and be honored to be her man Then share our feelings all over the land Start a family, raised in the country Teach the kids about the world and the birds and bees Live to be old to see my kids grow And never have a thought about being alone [Chorus] It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with It seems to me no matter who I am I pick the wrong girls to play with (Phenomenon)