Lyrics

He was born in the Heartland Raised on American Bandstand Now you'll find him In the cutout rack He was serious As a heart attack He never knew what hit him I think I'm gonna dance now She was an American beauty The kind you find in the movies Now cue the sound And fade to black She was serious as A heart attack She never knew what hit her I think I'm gonna dance now Break it down for me, fellas I went on a seven day bender The message said 'Return to sender' It took a long time To find my way back I was serious as a heart attack I never knew what hit me I think I'm gonna dance now