The Twelve Steps

Lyrics

If you got the money for a rehab cure You ain't got a problem you can't afford I was very nearly clean, you know 'Cause I only had twelve steps to go The only time I'm drink and drug free Is when I don't have to pay for what I need That's rare, indeed If your willpower's weak, temptation's strong Lord knows how you're gonna get along But the worst thing about your kind of disease Is you know who can charge whatever she pleases It's twenty-eight days for thirteen grand Better go get myself an insurance plan She's my man I ain't got to where I'm going to By hanging 'round with people like you But then again, I ain't never got Anywhere I wanted to get to I ain't got to where I'm going to By hanging 'round with people who ain't my friends But then again, I ain't never got Anywhere I wanted in the end If you got the money for a rehab cure You ain't got a problem you can't afford I was very nearly clean you know 'Cause I only had twelve steps to go The only time I'm drink and drug free Is when I get my drugs and drink for free That's for me If your willpower's weak, temptation's strong Lord knows how we're gonna get along And I don't think I'm gonna find Jesus Christ So I'd rather spend my cash on vice Twenty-eight days for thirteen grand Better go get myself an insurance plan She's my man Do some knitting, get some rest Group therapy gets me depressed You might get banned if you relapse We'll take you back when you got some cash You're just as likely to find inner peace By buying your stuff from off the street Come on, come on Step one: Kill the fun Step two: Ain't got a clue Step three: Get in your tree Step four: Get out the door Step five: Get alive Step six: Yeah, you know Step seven: Remember six Step eight: Fuck being straight Step nine: Get in your bed Step ten: In bed again Step eleven: In bed again Step twelve: Go one back to one And start, start it over again