The Devil’s Just Not Getting Old

Lyrics

He's not starting to lose his teeth He's not starting to eat less beef No, the devil's just not getting old He's not starting to show up lame He's not starting to dislike flame No, the devil's just not getting old He's not having hearing loss He's not forgetting how to floss He's still not giving a freaking toss His feet aren't turning cold [Guitar solo] He's not complaining of shooting pains He's not having varicose veins He's not experiencing shrinking brains His full story's not been told He's still testing extremely well He's still running a hell of a Hell No, the devil's just not getting old [Instrumental outro]