Russian Bandstand

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Welcome to Russian Bandstand Dis is your host, Nikita Clarkchev In Russia, almost everybody watches Russian Bandstand! [Machine gun fire] Now everybody watches Russian Bandstand! Heh, heh, heh Next is #1 song in Russia [Backwards clip of "Maybellene" by Chuck Berry] (But we don't like that song!) You've got to like that song, it's #1 song! (But we don't like...) [gunfire] Who else doesn't like that song? (I don't like...) [gunfire] (any... other... song) Too late, comrade! Now, anybody else don't like? (We like that song) All right, now a word from our sponsor. You better listen! Light Up Stroganoff, new short length cigarette Each cigarette - two puffs That's all you got time for Work twenty-two hours a day salt mine Is only cigarette with microphone filter So be careful comrade, secret police are listening Is only cigarette I smoke, right Comrade Mamarelichev? Right, is only cigarette you can buy! Next on Russian Bandstand is country's No. 1 singing star, Nikita Presleychev What are you going to sing, Nikita? [Backwards clip of "Maybellene" by Chuck Berry] No, that's wrong song [gunfire] Tomorrow we have new Number 1 singing star! Tomorrow we have new Number 1 song! Hey comrade, we are secret police! Tomorrow we have new host on Russian Bandstand! [gunfire]