Lyrics

[Verse 1] I met this guy on the street, he said some things that really messed with my head I said, "How you livin'?" He said, "Livin' like the Living Dead" I said, "That's dope," and then immediately regretted it I owed him sympathy, I guess I was indebted to him He said, "Do you believe in procreation?" He lived a sanctioned life, you see And I said, "Yes, I suppose, but mostly recreationally" He said, "Do you believe in procreation?" He lived a sanctioned life, you see I said, "I suppose, but mostly recreationally" "I suppose, but just mostly recreationally" "I suppose, but just..." [Verse 2] Winter sucks and it feels like you're constantly giving up Below-zero cold wind hit me like an uppercut I foresee a groundhog wishing he had stored some extra nuts And by now everyone is freezing cold, so, spring, just hurry up But I'm not the type of dude to get pissed off about some ice In fact, I give me two thumbs up, I'm "Very nice" Borat quote has you reconsider listening twice Healthy guy, vegetables, whole wheats, and hella rice And if the price is right, I'll gladly spend three days, two lonely nights At a Holiday Inn switching on and off the lights And that's how you get your money back Minibar prices hit me like a heart attack But I'd much rather have in my hand a tiny bottle of Jack Than old paper and plastic cards with my name etched into the back [Outro] On the phone asking room service where the party's at On the phone asking room service where the party's at On the phone asking room service where the party's at On the phone asking room service where the party's at