I’m Special Ed

Lyrics

[Intro] "Two, three, and" "I'm Special Ed" ("Three, and") "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed, my DJ's name is Akshun" ("Three, and") [Verse 1] Yes, I'm back because I never did front Everybody act like it's that time of the month Because you beef about this and you beef about that With all of the beef, I get you think I would be fat But, my metabolism rate goes quicker 'Cause I am a slim, trim, smooth city slicker I don't perpetrate to be the great or royal Just shake the hands and the fans stay loyal I got the cash, but money ain't nothin' Yo, come here, baby, and let me unbutton your button Stop frontin' 'cause I want you, I do Then get your friend 'cause I want her, too Is it possible? Do you think that we could swing it? If you like the song, come along and sing it Appreciate the music, that is what it's here for Therefore, come on, everybody cheer for The super technological, extracurricular Adjacent right angles are also perpendicular I could teach you from what I know in my head I'm Special Ed [Interlude] "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed, Special Ed, Special Ed, my DJ's name is Akshun" "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed, my DJ's name is Akshun" ("Three, and") [Verse 2] Get your microphone check one two, and I say to you How many records do I have to play to you For you to realize who is the pro in this profession? 'Cause I speak and seek for self-progression Look at what's happening, I'm not rappin' I'm just statin' what I'm creatin' Vocals and percussion, rushin' Blood to your head which causes flushin' Your face is pink and gettin' red Now you've got the curse of a verse of a Special Ed rhyme, 'cause I'm on So turn up the juice 'cause I'ma get loose, word is bond Chumps try to pose and flex But I can kick a rhyme battle, break your nose and necks But I don't wanna hurt you or beat you But, try to diss and I'll dismiss and defeat you 'Cause that's a game that I do not play No, I wasn't brought up or taught that way So don't try to tell me what I know already Plus you don't know me so don't call me Eddie It's Special, so get it in your head Especially when the Special is me 'Cause I'm Special Ed [Interlude] "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed, Special Ed, Special Ed, my DJ's name is Akshun" "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed, my DJ's name is Akshun" ("Three, and") [Verse 3] And ya don't stop because I just won't let you do it I know you bit my rhyme because I saw you start to chew it Just like some, gum, Bubble Yum Go ahead, 'cause I'm Special Ed and I'm ready They used to call me Crazy Eddie Because I couldn't be beat nor overtaken Years have gone by and I am still makin' More and more, and just like a store, it sells Like she sells seashells, down by the seashore But I won't preach about a beach, I just came to reach And take your mind, kinda like a reminder Don't you remember who is the finder or who was the founder? I was around a long time ago but now you know And knowing is half the battle But understanding is the other, go ask your mother if you don't And if don't then you won't Why stay hidden in the dark? Because you might get bitten, forget the bark 'Cause yo, I just rush and bust a rhyme that could splatter 'Cause it doesn't matter I could bust another or the other instead 'Cause I'm Special Ed [Outro] "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed, Special Ed, Special Ed, my DJ's name is Akshun" "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed" "I'm Special Ed, my DJ's name is Akshun" ("Three, and")