Lyrics

I wouldn't harm a fly I expect you hate that lie I never ever swear And I always say my fucking prayers I got faith in my friends Stab wounds in my back that I'll eventually mend Why should I beat myself up? Nobody's under the patio Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer My keyboard is my nuclear bomb My fingers little generals Deliverin' all my words with menacing aplomb Why should I beat myself up? Nobody's underneath my car Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer When I tap out on one knee I almost always have to masturbate Am I the king of controversy In my velcro shoes and my momma's knitted jersey? Why should I beat myself up? Nobody's under the patio Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer Why should I beat myself up? Nobody's underneath my car Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer Why should I beat myself up? Nobody's under the patio Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer Why should I beat myself up? Nobody's underneath my car Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer Why should I beat myself up? Nobody's under the patio Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer Why should I beat myself up? Nobody's underneath my car Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer Why should I beat myself up? Nobody's under the patio Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer Why should I beat myself up? Nobody's underneath my car Oh, it's not like I am a cold blooded murderer Murder Murder Cold blood murder