Uncle Fucka

Lyrics

[TERRANCE] Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker You're an uncle fucker, yes, it's true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you [PHILLIP] Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long [Phillip farts rapidly in a way that sounds like music.] [PHILLIP] Hm! [Terrance farts rapidly as well. Phillip joins in and they both fart rapidly in a way that sound like melodies. After finishing the rhythmical farts, Terrance and Phillip laugh loudly while running into the crosswalk of a road with traffic and fart close to the traffic controller.] [TRAFFIC CONTROLLER, spoken] What's going on here? [Terrance and Phillip fart around him in a musical-sounding way. Then, the traffic controller joins them as well. The drivers and passengers of the cars in traffic join in as well and start singing the following.] [DRIVERS & PASSENGERS] Ooh, ooh Uncle fucker Uncle fucker, uncle fucker Uncle fucker Ooh [Terrance, Phillip and the traffic controller fart for one last time.] [TERRANCE & PHILLIP, TERRANCE] Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker (Uncle fucker) You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucker [TERRANCE] You're an uncle fucker, I must say [PHILLIP, TERRANCE & PHILLIP] Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday (Ha-ha-ha-ha) [TERRANCE & PHILLIP] Uncle fucker [TERRANCE, PHILLIP & ENSEMBLE] That's U-N-C-L-E, fuck you! Uncle fucker [PHILLIP, spoken] Suck my balls