Put it Down

Lyrics

[Intro: Craig and Tweak] People are dying The fault is our own You can do lots of damage When you're on your phone We all have to agree (ah, ah) To change it somehow (ah, ah) Let's all make a pledge (ah, ah) To end it right now (ah, ah) [Hook: Fourth Grade Choir, Random Adults, and Both] Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down Might do something dumb And cause an accident Let's all agree, here today That if we're ever leader of the USA We'll put it down [Spoken: Random Adults, Fourth Grade Choir] If at any point today, you're being a president, put down your mobile device (Put it down) If I'm on the phone, I will not get behind the desk of an oval office (Put it down) I'll take the pledge I'll take the pledge And I'll take the pledge (No one cares) What's that? I was just elected president? Well, then, goodbye [Hook: Fourth Grade Choir, Parents, and Couple in a car] Put it down If you're president today If you find yourself being president today Ah ah ah ah ah ah (Hey, Brian, look! I was just elected president That's great, Nancy, now put down your phone) Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah (Right) Put it down [Bridge: Eric Cartman] Give a standing ovation For suicide in our nation Or I will rip my own guts out Without one hesitation Dedication, that's what it's taking To waken people to care And yet my future's so hazy My girlfriend's making me crazy But still I'm working so hard You know, just trying to hold on Because I know you don't miss me so much If I was gone And all the voices start solo But everyday I hear them grow Saying, "Eric, don't do it, don't do it noooo" No... no.... [Hook: Fourth Grade Choir, Parents and Fourth Graders] Put it down Don't be on your phone While being president Put it down Might do something dumb And cause an accident Let's all agree, here today That if we're ever leader of the USA We'll put it down [Outro: Fourth Grade Choir, Cartman] Put it down I'm not gonna do it, guys. It worked. I'm not gonna do it