Lyrics

[Spoken] P1: Alright Bitchy[?], how you doing man? P2: Fuckin good mate, how are ya? Hey, have you heard the new one by SnifterX[?] P1: Nah mate, nah I haven't, why? P2: Oh, it's sick, mate, sick, it goes like- [Hook] I'm a DJ I'm a DJ [Verse 1] I'm a DJ My head is up my ass I'm a DJ I live on pills and grass I'm not allowed to dance I'm not allowed to smile I'll do Charlie off your keyboard Ruin all your files [Hook] I'm a DJ I'm a DJ [Verse 2] 'Cause I'm a DJ I'm self-indulgent git If the record's not from Germany Then it must be shit I'm a DJ My whole set sounds the same You're not allowed to speak to me Unless it's about fame I'm a DJ I'm a DJ [Outro] I'm a DJ I push the volume up to ten The lights are dancing in the red I'm just starting it again 'Cause I'm a DJ (yeah, I'm a DJ) I'm a DJ I'm a DJ My head is up my ass