Lyrics

Well, he had insisted On paying for the meal but His jaw dropped when he saw The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill And suddenly he is He is just about at vague as you can get Without being actually invisible I have to keep this body going He must Have thought Must have Well he had insisted On paying for the meal but His jaw dropped when he saw The bill, the bill But if someone Jumped the queue he would Give them a sharp crack On the head With his enormous wooden Brown wooden spoon Where do you think Where do you think He's going with her handbag Handbag Well he had insisted On paying for the meal but His jaw dropped when he saw The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill And suddenly he is He is just about at vague as you can get Without being actually invisible I have to keep this body going He must Have thought Must have Have thought He must Have thought He must Have thought