Tupperware Party

Lyrics

Coffee mornings Becoming boring We've covered every topic and conversation No more snorting Coke this weekend We don't understand the state of the nation We don't understand the state of the nation A Cata Mocha All well done Compare notes on our constipation And Valium is our own true friend And just what is suburbia And just what is suburbia I suggested A Tupperware party! My friends thought It was a wild idea We'll have Sherry A selection of cheeses And loads and loads of things we don't need in here Need in here Need in here Need in here Need in here Need in here Handy containers Shapes and sizes A plastic trash can constellation Things full of celery Things for the hell of it Well it stops me from beating the kids Well it stops me from beating the kids I suggested A Tupperware party! My friends thought It was a wild idea We'll have Sherry A selection of cheeses And loads and loads of things we don't need in here Need in here Need in here Need in here Need in here Buy loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads We don't need in here Need in here Need in here We don't need them in here Don't need them in here Don't need them in here Don't need them in here Don't need them in here Don't need them in here Don't need them in here Don't need them