I Can’t Swim

Lyrics

[Intro: Sir Dogg] I am Sir Dogg D-P-G funk And I hate water, I never learned to swim AAAAH! PUT ME DOWN!!!! LET GO MY LEG!!! I HATE WATER!!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!! AAAAH!!!!! [Verse 1: Snoop] No matter where I go, you got ya eyes on me And everybody sittin' around waitin' on me Show us how you do it, Uncle Snoopy So fluid wit' ya technique, y'all niggas gon' respect me Man, I been doin' dis' shit before I even learned how to crawl though Gettin' interviewed by mothafuckas like Geraldo And niggas wanna know if I smoke Newports or Marlboros? (What?) Man, I'm fuckin' wit' dat real shit, nigga, can ya feel this I make dat shit for the realest of millions While I'm wheelin' and dealin', and feelin' the feelin' Hmm, and oh what a relief it is That Snoop is back in dis mothafucka handlin' his biz Takin' care of his kids and makin' hits, oh shit, there it is again You never know if your career might flop-flop, fizz-fizz So, stay on your toes And keep a pair of Girbauds, and keep a set of new hoes and— Stay afloat in a tidy boat (Uh) Fuck these niggas, and peep out whitey roll, somebody told? Well, somebody gettin' rolled on And that's usually how the scenario rolls on Baby girl said she wanna keep her clothes on (Oh no she didn't) She either fuck, or gettin' stole on, or gotta stroll home (Bitch, get up) Rule number one, keep your hand on your gun And don't (Don't) trust (Trust) anyone (Anyone) (…one-one-one-one) [Interlude: Snoop] Ohh, you can't trust nobody, baby You can't even trust your own Mama! This is Snoopy Collins, trust no one Especially a bitch Or even a bitch-ass nigga Yo Ha!!!! [Verse 2: Snoop] T-R-U-S-T in me I'm sexy with my pussy The homies in the hood call me Lil' Bo Peep And you da type of nigga I been dyin' to meet So Snoopy, what you tryna do? Now hold on lil' mama, ain't no need for me to even be trying to lie to you Now what I'm tryin' to do, and what I'm gon' do, is hit this bud I got a wife at home, bitch, I ain't lookin' for love You might got kids for cuzz, or down wit' blood Pushin' them dubs, look here, cuh Lemme tell you how it's gon' be If I was broke, loc, these bitches wouldn't want me I'm tellin' you the good-God truth, you want proof? Ask them hoes over there, y'all wanna fuck Snoop? (Yeah!) But take the money and the game away, the fame away I bet they won't say the same that day But it's okay, 'cause I don't trip 'Cause "bitches ain't shit, but hoes and tricks" I thought I told ya, bitch, I'm a soldier Eastside, Long Beach, gang-bang roller from the solar 'Cause this is, is it? Can ya dig it? (I can dig it!) Jelly Roll pulled a rabbit out his hat I pull a strap out my mothafuckin' backpack (Aaah!), 'cause I know it's like dat I'm in a meetin' wit' these white folks talkin' bread They want a contract on a nigga till' I'm dead If I don't sign they gon' turn me over to the feds They struck me out, now I'm pinch-hittin' for the Reds But I'm a Dodger blue, so I gotta keep it true I got a home-run, nigga, we're on one I'm realizin', justizin', visualizin' Rip-ridin', putting mines in Takin' this game to the next level Trustin' no one, especially them red devils Keep ya head level, hand on my gidder Stay on the ridder, pimpin' ain't easy But it's a whole lot of fidder And like I told you from the get-go, don't trust no one No one, no one (What?) And like I told you from the getti, don't trust no one [Outro: Sir Dogg] OH NO!!! YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!! I HATE WATER!!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!! I NEVER LEARNED TO SWIM!!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED YOU!!!! I PUT ALL OF MY TRUST IN YOU!!!! AND YOU TOOK ME TO THE WATER!!!! OH NO!!!!