A Pimp’s Christmas Song

Lyrics

[Intro: Snoop Dogg] Yo, what it do It's your boy big Snoop Dogg And I'm hangin' out with my main man, Mr. Jake, AKA Jake the Flake Oh yeah my boy Archbishop Don Magic Juan in the house Big 'mar rollin' up them trees, ya dig? And we gon' talk about this, uh, yeah, this pimp's Christmas Yeah this pimp's Christmas Yeah this pimp's Christmas Yeah this pimp's Christmas [Verse 1: Snoop Dogg] December 25th, a pimp Christmas Let me check my gift list, I'm on some pimp shit Yes indeed, I proceed to roll up the trees Snoopy D-O-Double-Gs, aw nigga please Let me show you how it is, what we lookin' for We tryna get the dough, I'm at the liquor store I'm tryna crack a hoe, you know I'm gettin' dough I'm in a Bentley, you know that motherfucker snow It's all white delight, you know it's extra tight I'm tryna crack a bitch 'til I get my money right You know I'm extra tight, I'm takin' hella flight And catch a bad bitch, I'm just like Dolomite, heh heh Yeah, it's a pimp's Christmas, that's what it is nigga So uh Mr. Jake, AKA Jake the Flake Can you spit about this pimp Christmas mane? Cause we in a drought season right now Sort of a recession, you know So it's kinda hard on a pimp mane Real hard, you know So tell 'em what you doin' this Christmas mane 'Cause I seen you pimpin' in that You know what I'm sayin', that Benz mane That silver Benz mane That silver bullet, I see you mane Real talk, so uh, I'm gonna step back so you can step up Mr. Jake, AKA Jake the Flake Hit 'em nigga [Verse 2: Jake the Flake] It's hard out here for a pimp When you're tryna get the money for the rent And baby mama's always talkin' shit And the kids still gotta get they gift That mean I gotta play the role like St. Nick And my hoes still got more money to get I sent my best bitch to Vegas, bet she here to lick Gettin' money way before December 25th Sippin' eggnog, to me it taste like milk Ya bitch touch my mink and said it felt like silk I'm way too cool to be slidin' down the chimney This a pimp's Christmas so you niggas gotta feel me Ho ho ho I wrapped your gift in a pretty dough You be gettin' money but with me you gon' get plenty mo' Jake is full of everything you want your man to be Worth way too much to be sittin' under a Christmas tree, ya dig? [Verse 3: Snoop Dogg] Yeah mane, real pimp talk, from Memphis to Texas All the way up to my main manes up there in Flint, Michigan, mane You know what I'm talkin' about That's some real pimp shit right there mane But what I wanna do right now I wanna bring the archbishop Don Magic Juan Straight outta Chicago, up in here, so he can talk some real Christmas pimp shit, nigga [Verse 3: Don Magic Juan] Well to let you playas know It's the time for it to be jolly A lot of you playas say you can't be jolly 'cause you don't have your proper siding What you got to do playa You gotta step up your game (Preach) Pick up your belt Let a person know that you want your money Hey listen playa You said you down Then you gotta do is get her on the track Bump a chick Get her trapped Get your Cadillac Go to pimp store Get ya gator Annihilator, now playa This what we do at Christmas time We have fun We have joy We show love We ride around in cars You might not have a Rolls-Royce You might not have a Cadillac Whatever you have playa Be thankful It's time to be happy It's the time to be cheerful (speak on it church) Chick ain't gon' pay you man if you lookin' like you sloper You ain't got no game It's the holiday season Chick know she gon' need a coat, you gon' need a coat Hey man if you in one of them Eastern or Midwestern towns Be sure you gotta step up your game Cuz see it's gon' snow on yo' game And if you ain't got one of them mink coats that drag on the flo' Then you gon' freeze [Verse 4: Snoop Dogg] Yeah, see, see, that was the archbishop Don Magic Juan mane You can't pay for that kinda game, mane You understand what I'm sayin' So I hope you got your Landy, you know what I'm sayin' And your eggnog Your mistletoe Your green sticky-icky-icky Christmas trees And uh, just lay back and roll out to this muthafuckin' music right here mane It's Christmas time ya dig? Yeah Merry Christmas y'all Yeah ha ha Yeah uh Merry Christmas y'all, y'all, y'all From the Snoop Dogg (Dogg, Dogg) Merry Christmas y'all, y'all, y'all From the Snoop Dogg (Dogg, Dogg, Dogg) Ho ho hoes