Z-Boys Vs. Taliban
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If you've got a pool and some rockin noise Give a call to the Dogtown Boys Open the drain, pump out all the water And get set to witness a backyard slaughter A bit of beer drinking, a little dope smoking Give the last rites to the tiles and coping Drop the Z-Boys in Afghanistan To skate pools and destroy the Taliban Fly the troops overseas on Air Hosoi Led by Colonel T.A. and General J-Boy We pour concrete on the Khyber Pass They parachute down and beat terrorist ass Bin Ladin acts like he ain't been laid in quitе a while A Paul Hackett double grind carvе could erase his stupid smile Goat meat, a hibachi and a pocket full of cash Motel pools of Karachi and Lebanese hash Sarlo, Polar Bear and Marty Grimes Could make the Al-Qaida pay for all of it's crimes Shogo and Red Dog will lead in the charge We're sorry the hit list has to be so large But we need to make our point, so there won't be any doubt We've got to kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out The Mid-East must open all of the closed doors To let in angry materialistic whores Who've taken time out to come to these distant shores To put a final stop to the heroin wars So let us get on with our grim bombing chores Expect nothing, you'll get everything Some people are so scared of what every other shitbag thinks about them People know what the right thing to do is, but they refuse to do it Because it might require giving a hand to a perfect stranger Keeping them from sitcoms, the big game, or whatever Yes, this sucks and everyone knows The sheeple struck again This week it's hip to be American You picked up a cute little flag at Starbuck's You're such stupid fucks Now there's a war What were you before? Recreational drug use is a dead end So is watching too much television Don't believe everything you read in the papers Respect your elders Flush the toilet Wipe all piss off rim of bowl Remove all pubic hairs from soap bar before exiting bathroom Clean snot and toothpaste off sink Rinse your dirty dishes Clean up your room Do your homework Find God Tie your shoes Pull up your pants Buy American Pull up your god-damned pants Are you done? Yeah, with that take anyway?
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